- Sam Malone: [about Carla's sister, Annette] No, no, we do not have to tell Carla about this. It's none of our business if she likes men. Loves men. She can do whatever she wants with her sex life. It's in the Bill of Rights.
- Diane Chambers: Where is it in the Bill of Rights?
- Sam Malone: Well, you know, the part about the right to assemble and bear arms.
- Diane Chambers: That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
- Sam Malone: Hey, hey, I thought you said that you weren't going to call me stupid now that we're being intimate.
- Diane Chambers: No, I said that I wouldn't call you stupid *while* we're being intimate.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: [poking his head into Sam's office] Sam, telephone call.
- [Coach turns and sees Sam on the couch with Annette all over him]
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: I'll just tell them you're breaking in a new waitress.
- Cliff Clavin: [the Cheers patrons are ribbing him about his attraction to Annette] I have very high standards for a woman.
- Norm Peterson: Yeah. She has to like you, right?
- Norm Peterson: Cliff, Annette's not as innocent as you think she is.
- Cliff Clavin: What's that supposed to mean, Norm?
- Norm Peterson: I mean, since she's been working here, she's been around... and around.
- Cliff Clavin: What are you saying this for Norm? 'Cause you're jealous or something? 'Cause Annette and I are starting a new life together, and all the magic's gone out of your relationship?
- Norm Peterson: More people have enjoyed Annette's magic than Doug Henning's.
- Cliff Clavin: I've the best safety record in the branch, Coach. Never even been near an accident.
- Paul: Not since you were born.
- Cliff Clavin: Was that comment addressed to me, Paul?
- Paul: Oh, no Cliff. If it were addressed to anybody, it'd probably get lost in the mail.
- Cliff Clavin: If I wasn't wearing this uniform, I'd ask you to step outside.
- Norm Peterson: If you weren't wearing that uniform, we'd all step outside.