- [Rebecca is polishing a trophy]
- Sam Malone: What's that ugly looking thing?
- Rebecca Howe: It's not an ugly thing, it's a WOBBY.
- Sam Malone: What's a WOBBY Webecca?
- Eddie LeBec: [about Carla] I can't face her right now. I mean if I did change my mind and decide to stand up to Mama, Carla would never forgive me for the way I ran out. I mean, if I went there right now, she'd tear my head off.
- Norm Peterson: Oh wait, come on Eddie, I think you're underestimating Carla just a bit here.
- Eddie LeBec: What, you don't think she'd be mad?
- Norm Peterson: No, I don't think she'd stop at your head.
- Rebecca Howe: Can anybody else please take me home?
- Anthony Tortelli: Hey, there's room in our car. You can sit on my lap.
- Annie Tortelli: Darling, you're married now. You don't have a lap.