- [Cliff has just joined the lodge The Knights of the Scimitar, and wants Sam, Norm and Woody to join as well, but says he can only ask one person at a time. None really want to, but also don't want to tell Cliff directly]
- Cliff Clavin: I figured out a fair way to do the choosing, OK? I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. Whoever is the closest, wins. Norm, you first.
- Norm Peterson: 2,000,012.
- Sam Malone: 2,000,013.
- Woody Boyd: 2,000,014.
- Cliff Clavin: Well, the number was 4. Norm's closest with 2,000,012.
- Woody Boyd: [mad] Darn, I was going to say 4. I should have stuck with my first instinct.
- Sam Malone: Who's the handsomest man you know?
- Carla Tortelli: Robert Redford.
- Sam Malone: No, no, he's a movie star. I mean someone you really know.
- Carla Tortelli: Robert Redford.
- Sam Malone: You don't know Robert Redford.
- Carla Tortelli: Yes I do.
- Sam Malone: How come you never mentioned it?
- Carla Tortelli: If you were the only woman in Boston he was messing around with, would you tell anybody?