Cheers (TV Series)

Knights of the Scimitar (1986)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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• [Cliff has just joined the lodge The Knights of the Scimitar, and wants Sam, Norm and Woody to join as well, but says he can only ask one person at a time. None really want to, but also don't want to tell Cliff directly] 

  Cliff Clavin : I figured out a fair way to do the choosing, OK? I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. Whoever is the closest, wins. Norm, you first.

  Norm Peterson : 2,000,012.

  Sam Malone : 2,000,013.

  Woody Boyd : 2,000,014.

  Cliff Clavin : Well, the number was 4. Norm's closest with 2,000,012.

  Woody Boyd : [mad]  Darn, I was going to say 4. I should have stuck with my first instinct.

• Sam Malone : Who's the handsomest man you know?

  Carla Tortelli : Robert Redford.

  Sam Malone : No, no, he's a movie star. I mean someone you really know.

  Carla Tortelli : Robert Redford.

  Sam Malone : You don't know Robert Redford.

  Carla Tortelli : Yes I do.

  Sam Malone : How come you never mentioned it?

  Carla Tortelli : If you were the only woman in Boston he was messing around with, would you tell anybody?