- Rebecca Howe: Don't you guys ever watch anything but The Magnificent Seven?
- Cliff Clavin: Ah, as a matter of fact, we rented The Magnificent Ambersons, but watched it for a couple of minutes, realized it wasn't a sequel, so we went back to watching The Magnificent Seven.
- Carla LeBec: [after watching a film of Norm and Sam skydiving] Well, I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't see it with my own two eyes. Chickens can fly.
- [about 10 seconds after Woody has taken his first skydiving jump and is well out of earshot, Sam goes to the open plane door]
- Sam Malone: [yells out] Hey Woody, is it scary?