- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: [about getting someone to do some kidnapping and torture work] Leave this to me, Sammy. I happen to know some people who can handle this kind of thing, no questions asked. It might cost us a little, but they do good work.
- [Carla dials the telephone]
- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: [into the telephone] Hi. It's Mommy. Wake up your brothers.
- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: [after her kids kidnap the fire marshal and bring him to Cheers] Okay kids, wipe down the car, dump it, and get home to bed, it's a school night!