Cheers (TV Series)

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Bar (1993)

Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli

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Quotes 

• Carla Tortelli-LeBec : [about getting someone to do some kidnapping and torture work]  Leave this to me, Sammy. I happen to know some people who can handle this kind of thing, no questions asked. It might cost us a little, but they do good work.

  [Carla dials the telephone] 

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : [into the telephone]  Hi. It's Mommy. Wake up your brothers.

• Carla Tortelli-LeBec : [after her kids kidnap the fire marshal and bring him to Cheers]  Okay kids, wipe down the car, dump it, and get home to bed, it's a school night!