- [Woody, alone in the bar after closing, is sweeping up, while the television is on in the background. He listens half-heartedly]
- Infomercial Voice on Television: You're up pretty late, aren't you? Nothing better to do than watch TV? Feeling a little lonely in the big city. Come and join the party. Call five double five, P-R-T-Y. For the best party line in Boston, that's right. There are lot's of fun people on the line right now waiting for you to join in their fun talk.
- [Woody becomes interested]
- Infomercial Voice on Television: Only two-dollars plus toll with any of our three minutes of party-line max. Why don't you try it? There's only one way to find out what sorts of wild people call the party line. Dial five double five, P-R-T-Y.
- [Woody stops sweeping, turns the TV off, climbs over the bar, picks up the phone and dials]
- Woody Boyd: [on the phone] Hi. My name's Woody and I'm from Indiana, and...
- [stops to listen on the phone]
- Woody Boyd: Oh hi Mr. Clavin.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: [to Sam] I need someone to whom I have no emotional attachment whatsoever, so as a friend, would you do me this favor?
- Sam Malone: [enters Cheers, holding a handkerchief to his nose] You know, you're insane! You're a maniac! You're certifiable!
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: I'm glad to see you're talking to me again. Has your nose stopped bleeding?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Sam, are you all right?
- Sam Malone: Yeah - no thanks to your wife. I cannot believe you made that gesture to that guy!
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: I've seen people make that gesture to Frasier all the time.
- Sam Malone: Yeah, but Frasier's not driving an eighteen-wheeler with a little bumper sticker that says 'Insured by Smith and Wesson'!