Cheers (TV Series)

How to Win Friends and Electrocute People (1988)

Woody Harrelson: Woody Boyd

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• [Woody, alone in the bar after closing, is sweeping up, while the television is on in the background. He listens half-heartedly] 

  Infomercial Voice on Television : You're up pretty late, aren't you? Nothing better to do than watch TV? Feeling a little lonely in the big city. Come and join the party. Call five double five, P-R-T-Y. For the best party line in Boston, that's right. There are lot's of fun people on the line right now waiting for you to join in their fun talk.

  [Woody becomes interested] 

  Infomercial Voice on Television : Only two-dollars plus toll with any of our three minutes of party-line max. Why don't you try it? There's only one way to find out what sorts of wild people call the party line. Dial five double five, P-R-T-Y.

  [Woody stops sweeping, turns the TV off, climbs over the bar, picks up the phone and dials] 

  Woody Boyd : [on the phone]  Hi. My name's Woody and I'm from Indiana, and...

  [stops to listen on the phone] 

  Woody Boyd : Oh hi Mr. Clavin.