Cheers (TV Series)
How to Marry a Mailman (1989)
John Ratzenberger: Cliff Clavin
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Quotes
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Margaret 'Maggie' O'Keefe : I can't tell you how hard these months of separation have been. The men up in Canada, well they just don't compare to you.
Cliff Clavin : Oh, oh.
Margaret 'Maggie' O'Keefe : They're just pale, pathetic imitations of you Cliff.
Carla LeBec : Boy, that must be one butt ugly country.
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Cliff Clavin : I'll just stand in front of that whatchamacallit that blows hot air.
Carla LeBec : You mean the automatic Clavin.
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Cliff Clavin : I spent the last few hours walking around the apartment blindfolded. I know every nook and cranny by heart.
Sam Malone : Didn't you bang the hell out of your shins?
Cliff Clavin : Yeah, yeah, the first ten or twenty times, but those nerves are long dead now.
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Cliff Clavin : You've seen my bumper sticker: "Letter Carriers Do It On Foot".
Norm Peterson : Yeah. Yeah, I have seen that one. I always wonder what the hell it meant.
Cliff Clavin : I... I'm not sure. They were giving them away free.