Cheers (TV Series)
Homicidal Ham (1983)
Shelley Long: Diane Chambers
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Quotes
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Diane Chambers : I happen to know Professor Sebastian DeWitt, one of America's foremost drama coaches. He can spot an actor a mile away.
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Boy, that could come in handy at a drive-in.
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Prof. Sebastian DeWitt : When you were a student in the department, I could never picture you as a waitress.
Diane Chambers : Oh Professor, you're forgetting that I played a waitress in your production of "Bus Stop".
Prof. Sebastian DeWitt : Yes, I know.
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Diane Chambers : [while performing the scene from Othello, Andy is really strangling Diane] Help! This psycho's trying to kill me!
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : That's the only line of Shakespeare I ever understood!