- [Woody is on the phone with an unknown person]
- Woody Boyd: Hold on. I'll check.
- [Woody goes over to the refrigerator then goes back to talk to the person on the phone]
- Woody Boyd: Yeah, the refrigerator's running. Thank you for asking.
- [listens]
- Woody Boyd: What? How could it possibly get away? A refrigerator doesn't have the power of movement.
- [listens]
- Woody Boyd: Well yeah, sure I get it, but see, running the way you're using it could only mean working. See, it's what we call a homonym.
- [listens]
- Woody Boyd: I'm sorry too.
- [Woody hangs up the phone]
- Woody Boyd: [to Norm, fingering the crazy motion] Boy, Mr. Peterson, some people.
- [Frasier and Lilith walk out of the bar hallway where the pay phones are located]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [to Lilith] You tried to explain the joke. That's the problem.
- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Hey Hill, you can't order us around like that. Sammy can do anything he wants with his trash.
- John Allen Hill: Yes, I see today he's dressed it up in an apron.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: Frasier, I cannot believe you revealed what is essentially a profesional confidence.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Sweetheart, did she pay you a dime?
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: No.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Then why are we having this discussion?
- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: I have never once said anything about anyone you have ever slept with.
- Sam Malone: Oh, right. What about Diane? Every morning, you threatened to stick a hand grenade in her mouth and pull the pin. You hated her.
- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: [matter of factly] I disapproved of her.
- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: [referring to John Allen Hill] I marched into his office, and I started calling him bald and wrinkled, and he started calling me short and ugly, and before I knew it, our clothes were off and we were insulting each other against the filing cabinet!
- Rebecca Howe: But, Carla, I mean, he is, he is...
- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: You know what I call him? The Bullet.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: Carla, I believe I understand what happened. You two have a classic attraction-repulsion relationship. It's really a fairly common phenomenon. People who are constantly at odds with one another very often have rivers of passion raging between them, until, one day, the banks overflow in a torrent of unthinking, unreasonable emotion.
- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Plus, the guy's practically a contortionist.