Cheers (TV Series)

Head Over Hill (1991)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

Quotes 

• [Woody is on the phone with an unknown person] 

  Woody Boyd : Hold on. I'll check.

  [Woody goes over to the refrigerator then goes back to talk to the person on the phone] 

  Woody Boyd : Yeah, the refrigerator's running. Thank you for asking.

  [listens] 

  Woody Boyd : What? How could it possibly get away? A refrigerator doesn't have the power of movement.

  [listens] 

  Woody Boyd : Well yeah, sure I get it, but see, running the way you're using it could only mean working. See, it's what we call a homonym.

  [listens] 

  Woody Boyd : I'm sorry too.

  [Woody hangs up the phone] 

  Woody Boyd : [to Norm, fingering the crazy motion]  Boy, Mr. Peterson, some people.

  [Frasier and Lilith walk out of the bar hallway where the pay phones are located] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [to Lilith]  You tried to explain the joke. That's the problem.

• Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : Frasier, I cannot believe you revealed what is essentially a profesional confidence.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Sweetheart, did she pay you a dime?

  Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : No.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Then why are we having this discussion?