- [after her date with Woody, Kelly is about ready to take off with boyfriend Nash]
- Kelly Gaines: So, I guess we should be leaving.
- Woody Boyd: Yeah, I guess I should be getting back to work.
- Kelly Gaines: Well, have fun working.
- Woody Boyd: Yeah, have fun leaving.
- Kelly Gaines: Nash, I know what you're going to say, and I don't want to hear it. I'm tired of being treated like chattel.
- Woody Boyd: Excuse me, I think that's pronounced "cattle"?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [after Carla gives Frasier, Norm and Cliff three cigars from a plastic bin next to the register] Carla, we asked for a cigar. Not this flammable bratwurst.
- Woody Boyd: Ok, let's hurry! If we get there by 6 o'clock we can sit at the Pac-Man table.
- Kelly Gaines: What's a Pac-Man?
- Woody Boyd: Oh Kelly, I have so much to teach you.
- Kelly Gaines: Thanks again for a wonderful evening, Woody. You introduced me to a whole new world.
- Woody Boyd: Man, it's hard to believe a girl like you's never been to a monster truck and tractor-pull before.