Cheers (TV Series)

Get Your Kicks on Route 666 (1991)

John Ratzenberger: Cliff Clavin

Quotes 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [about Frasier, Sam, Norm and Cliff taking a road trip]  We're all dropping our inhibitions, we're going to go out and find our manhood on the open road.

  Sam Malone : Yeah, like men.

  Cliff Clavin : Yeah, like men, we be.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Real men.

  Norm Peterson : Yeah, like those chicks on Thelma and Louise.

• Cliff Clavin : Here we are wasting away in the desert. I never pictured that the four of us would go out like this.

  Norm Peterson : How did you picture it, Cliff?

  Cliff Clavin : Well, pictured Sammy getting topped by a jealous husband. Norm, I figured, you, you know... heart attack. Frasier here...

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Cliff, I don't want to hear.

  Cliff Clavin : You bet you don't.

• [Frasier, Sam, Cliff and Norm are stranded out in the desert. Norm is missing] 

  Cliff Clavin : You don't suppose some wolf dragged him off in the night, do you?

  Sam Malone : Maybe we ought to take a look for him.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Not me. I don't want to meet the wolf that could drag off Norm.

• [the guys are talking about the last time they cried] 

  Norm Peterson : There was one time, uh, we thought Vera was pregnant, and it turns out she wasn't.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I'm sorry, Norm.

  Cliff Clavin : You never told me that, buddy.

  Norm Peterson : Well, turns out she was lying. She didn't tell me until after the wedding. I must have cried for a week.

• Rebecca Howe : Look guys. Postcards from Woody.

  Sam Malone : [excitedly]  Hey, all right.

  [Rebecca hands a postcard to each of Sam, Norm and Cliff] 

  Rebecca Howe : Listen to mine. "Dear Miss Howe. I'm having a great time on vacation. I miss everyone there, but I miss you most of all. Love, Woody." What does yours say, Sam?

  Sam Malone : "Dear Sam. I'm having a great time on vacation. I miss everyone there, but I miss you most of all. Love, Woody."

  Norm Peterson : [reading his postcard under his breath but audibly]  "...having a great time on vacation. I miss everyone there, but I miss you most of all. Love, Woody." Cliffy?

  Cliff Clavin : "Dear Mr. Clavin. I'm having a great time on vacation. Love, Woody."