- Diane Chambers: Sam, if I am to serve both as a waitress and a butt of jokes, I think I should make more money.
- Carla Tortelli: Yeah, what does a good butt make in this town?
- [Diane is chastising herself for acting like a cheap hooker. Sam is trying to comfort her]
- Sam Malone: [to Diane] We all know that you'd starve to death before you made a living with your body.
- Diane Chambers: [sitting at a table with a man, snapping her fingers to call Sam over] Barkeep? A little service please. Mr. Sawyer will have scotch rocks, and um, hmm, let's see, what am I in the mood for.
- Sam Malone: How about a good beating.
- Diane Chambers: Perhaps a vermouth cassis.
- Sam Malone: Fine. If you need anything else tonight, please just snap your fingers... in several places.
- Norm Peterson: So long as there are boots to be licked, apples to be polished, and fannies to be kissed, I'll be there!