Cheers (TV Series)

Fools and Their Money (1985)

Shelley Long: Diane Chambers

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• Diane Chambers : Woody, I want to speak metaphysically.

  Woody Boyd : And you need money for the language lessons, no problem.

• Sam Malone : I'm in, I'm in, I'm in big, big trouble. I did something that it felt so right when I did it, but now it turns out to be all wrong.

  Diane Chambers : What's her name, and how many months?

• Diane Chambers : Sam, for the first time in your life, you had the right intentions, and it still blew up in your face.

• Diane Chambers : [about a correct bet that Sam never placed with the bookie]  We know that Woody actually did pick the winning teams.

  Sam Malone : Yeah, so?

  Diane Chambers : So, why don't you go to the...

  Sam Malone : Bookie.

  Diane Chambers : ...bookie and tell him that you honestly intended to wager on the winning teams and see if he won't give you the money.

  Sam Malone : That's a good idea. While I'm at it, why don't I just tell him that I meant to bet on all the winning teams since 1975?

  Diane Chambers : Can you do that?

  Sam Malone : Please!

• Diane Chambers : I think Schopenhauer put it aptly when he said Noise is the most contemptuous of all forms of interruption.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Impertinent!

  Diane Chambers : Excuse me?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : What you were trying to say was Noise is the most *impertinent* of all forms of interruption. She said contemptuous. Can you believe that?

  Al : I thought I'd have a conniption.