Cheers (TV Series)
Fools and Their Money (1985)
Ted Danson: Sam Malone
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Quotes
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Woody Boyd : Do you guys know a real bookie?
Sam Malone : I've got a friend who's got a friend who's got a friend.
Woody Boyd : And he's a bookie?
Sam Malone : No, but his friend is.
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Sam Malone : I'm in, I'm in, I'm in big, big trouble. I did something that it felt so right when I did it, but now it turns out to be all wrong.
Diane Chambers : What's her name, and how many months?
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Diane Chambers : [about a correct bet that Sam never placed with the bookie] We know that Woody actually did pick the winning teams.
Sam Malone : Yeah, so?
Diane Chambers : So, why don't you go to the...
Sam Malone : Bookie.
Diane Chambers : ...bookie and tell him that you honestly intended to wager on the winning teams and see if he won't give you the money.
Sam Malone : That's a good idea. While I'm at it, why don't I just tell him that I meant to bet on all the winning teams since 1975?
Diane Chambers : Can you do that?
Sam Malone : Please!