- Woody Boyd: Hey Mr. Peterson. Jack Frost nipping at your nose?
- Norm Peterson: Yeah. Now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.
- Norm Peterson: Anybody seen Doris around here?
- Sam Malone: Oh, yeah, little gal with a Moe Howard haircut?
- Norm Peterson: Oh, yeah.
- Sam Malone: I thought you got rid of her.
- Norm Peterson: Gee Sammy, I'm trying to. I can't shake the girl. I mean, I come in Cheers, she's here. I go upstairs to go plug the parking meter, she's there. I come back in Cheers, she's here. Sammy, it's like somehow she's figured out my whole routine.
- Doris: [enters the bar] Oh, oh Mr. Peterson. Somehow I knew I'd find you here when you weren't at the parking meter. Could I warm up your seat for you?
- Norm Peterson: It's OK, Doris. It's never cold.
- Doris: [to another customer] I love that about him.
- Doris: Cliff, when you get out of the service, could we go out together?
- Cliff Clavin: Well, ah, you know Doris, there's actually no rule against mailmen dating women. It just sort of turns out that way.
- [Sam is reading about Rebecca's new antique desk]
- Sam Malone: "This certificate authenticates that this desk once belonged to George Bernard Shaw. It has become known as 'The Ring Desk' because of the dark ring clearly visible on the desktop where he set down his teacup upon completing the fifth act of 'The Man and Superman'." I wonder if that's the one where he fought the Mole People?