Cheers (TV Series)

Don Juan Is Hell (1985)

Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli

Quotes 

• Sam Malone : [reading the cover page of the paper Diane wrote on his sexual behavior]  "The Don Juan Syndrome in Modern Culture - An Analysis of..."

  [he stumbles on the final word] 

  Sam Malone : "... Satyriasis". Oh man, she did it. She even made my sex life boring.

  Carla Tortelli : And not for the first time.

• Carla Tortelli : [about Diane]  Oh Sam, would you please see if you could light a fire under the Stick. She's been goofing off for an hour.

  Sam Malone : Oh yeah?

  Carla Tortelli : Yeah. She's got to write some paper about sex and she can't think of anything to write about.

  Sam Malone : You're kidding me? She's studied for a whole year at Sammy State.

  [Sam runs over to Diane] 

  Sam Malone : Hey there. I hear you're writing a paper on sex. Is there any way I can help out?

  Diane Chambers : Thank you, Sam. This paper is on 'human' sexuality.