Cheers (TV Series)
Diane's Perfect Date (1983)
Doug Sheehan: Walter Franklin
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[Diane and Walter have just returned to the bar after a weekend-long date]
Walter Franklin : [to Diane] Why don't you introduce me to your co-workers. I'm sure they'd get a bang out of this.
Diane Chambers : [obviously embarrassed] Oh, I don't really think that...
[Sam approaches Diane and Walter]
Diane Chambers : Oh, hello, Sam. Walter Franklin, Sam Malone.
Sam Malone : [as the two men shake hands] How do you do.
Walter Franklin : Ten.
Diane Chambers : [in answer to Sam's confused look about what Walter just said] Uh, he's able to tell you instantly how many letters there are in any sentence you say.
Walter Franklin : Sixty-six.
Sam Malone : That's quite a gift.
Walter Franklin : Fifteen. Been at it all weekend.
Sam Malone : How many days did it seem like?
Walter Franklin : Twenty-four.
Diane Chambers : Listen, Walter, I have to go to work now. Thanks again for a lovely weekend.
Walter Franklin : Two sentences, thirty and twenty-eight.
Diane Chambers : Stop doing that Walter.
Walter Franklin : Nineteen.
Diane Chambers : [immediately and angrily] I mean it!
Walter Franklin : Seven. Really, that's enough of this now. I better get going. Goodbye, Diane. Nice seeing you, Sam.
Sam Malone : Yeah.
Walter Franklin : Four.
Sam Malone : By the way, Walter...
Walter Franklin : Fourteen. Ah, yes, Sam, what is it?
Sam Malone : How was Diane on a scale of a hundred?
Walter Franklin : Twenty-nine.