- Sam Malone: [Norm enters the bar out of a torrential rainstorm] Still pouring?
- Norm Peterson: Funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.
- [the bar's power gets knocked out during a thunderstorm]
- Norm Peterson: Just keep calm, all right? I mean, uh, no reason to panic here. Sammy, those taps operate when the power's out, don't they?
- Woody Boyd: You know, I used to be afraid of the dark, but I got myself over it.
- Sam Malone: Oh yeah, how did you do that?
- Woody Boyd: Oh well, I just shut my eyes, and pretended it wasn't there.