Cheers (TV Series)
Diane Meets Mom (1984)
Ted Danson: Sam Malone
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Quotes
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Diane Chambers : Sam, I have to ask you a question. And promise you won't make a joke out of it, okay?
Sam Malone : I promise. What's up?
Diane Chambers : Do you think I'm crazy?
Sam Malone : Yes.
Diane Chambers : Now the joke is out of the way, will you help me? I know this is a strange question, but it's important. Do you think I'm... crazy?
Sam Malone : Yes.
Diane Chambers : You're incapable of a rational conversation, only flip remarks.
Sam Malone : Wait a minute. Do you mean are you crazy, like seriously unbalanced, like losing your grasp on reality?
Diane Chambers : Yes.
Sam Malone : Oh, well, then... yes.
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Diane Chambers : I'm having dinner upstairs with Frasier and his mother. She's a seafood aficionado. I think she'll like the bouillabaisse at Melville's.
Sam Malone : You're having dinner with Frasier's mother?
Diane Chambers : You actually deduced I'm having dinner with Frasier and his mother when all I did was say it in your presence. No flash cards, no crib notes on your sleeve - uncanny.
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Hester Rose Crane : [about Diane] I understand you used to date that woman. I want to know how much you charge to start things up again.
[starts writing out a cheque]
Sam Malone : You don't have enough money.
Hester Rose Crane : How would you know?
Sam Malone : There isn't enough money.
Hester Rose Crane : I know what you mean.
[rips up the cheque]
Sam Malone : No, I don't think you do.
Hester Rose Crane : I think I do.
Sam Malone : Oh, no.
Hester Rose Crane : Oh, yes.
Sam Malone : Oh, no...