- Diane Chambers: This may sound frivolous, but every woman wants to keep the box that her engagement ring came in. I already have space reserved for it in my memento drawer, right between my French Club pin and my retainer.
- Sam Malone: [Walking with Diane through front door of Cheers] Hey everybody!
- [There's a murmur in the bar from people greeting them, then Sam heads for his office, and Diane calls after him]
- Diane Chambers: Sam!
- [He turns and jogs back to her]
- Diane Chambers: It's our first time back in Cheers, since, you know, yesterday. Don't you think we should... announce our engagement?
- Sam Malone: Oh, alright, okay, well, go ahead.
- Diane Chambers: Oh no, no you do it, you're the man.
- Sam Malone: Alright, listen up everybody, I have an announcement to make here; Diane and I decided to er...
- Diane Chambers: Uh, Sam,
- [speaks low to him alone]
- Diane Chambers: What are you going to say?
- Sam Malone: Well, I was just going to tell them
- [the rest is inaudible as he leans in and whispers in Diane's ear]
- Diane Chambers: I see.
- [Looks and sounds unimpressed]
- Sam Malone: Well, what do *you* want me to say?
- [She whispers in his ear]
- Sam Malone: Oh come on, Diane, nobody knows who the Lunts are.
- [She leans in again to say something more to Sam, then he speaks again to the bar]
- Sam Malone: Due to our desire to be... what?
- Diane Chambers: Conjoined.
- Sam Malone: Conjoined, er, wha... Diane and I would like you to... er... celebrate with us by toasting our nuptials.
- Woody Boyd: Ouch!
- Sam Malone: No, no Woody,, er...
- [Diane and Sam start to try to point out Woody's error, then realize it could take a while and give up]