Cheers (TV Series)
Death Takes a Holiday on Ice (1989)
Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli
Photos
Quotes
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Gloria LeBec : I want to talk to you.
Carla LeBec : Yeah? I want to scratch you bald, paint your butt blue and mail you to Guam.
Gloria LeBec : I'd like to see you try.
Norm Peterson : Yeah, I'd like to see that too actually.
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Carla LeBec : I bet the only reason he married you was because he knocked you up.
Gloria LeBec : How do you know that?
Carla LeBec : Babe's intuition.
Gloria LeBec : Yeah? Well, maybe that's the same reason he married you.
Carla LeBec : Yeah, but with me, it wasn't a cheap thrill. It was a very tender moment in the back of a Datsun hatchback.
Gloria LeBec : [raises her hand] Toyota Corolla. Front seat.
Cliff Clavin : All right ladies, ladies, let's stop right now, huh? Uh, all this talk about conceiving your children in these cars. This makes me sick. Doesn't anybody buy American anymore?
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Gloria LeBec : [about the photo of Eddie with Carla's sons] I guess this belongs to you too.
Carla LeBec : Thanks.
Gloria LeBec : I hope the one on the left's nose isn't still running.
Carla LeBec : Oh, no, he just does that for pictures.
Gloria LeBec : So do my boys.
Carla LeBec : You know, maybe it was hereditary, because Eddie's nose was always running.
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Gloria LeBec : This was his favorite picture and he wanted me to have it, him and his nephews. They look very happy.
Carla LeBec : Let me see that. Those aren't his nephews, those are my kids. They're smiling because this picture was taken the day they found out they weren't being tried as adults.
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Sam Malone : [Carla's cross after a phone call from the ice show] So I guess Eddie's not gonna make it to graduation.
Carla LeBec : No, he's not.
Norm Peterson : What was his excuse?
Carla LeBec : He's dead.
Woody Boyd : [chuckles] That old excuse.
Sam Malone : What's the problem?
Carla LeBec : [quietly] Eddie's *dead*.