Cheers (TV Series)

Death Takes a Holiday on Ice (1989)

John Ratzenberger: Cliff Clavin

Quotes 

• Carla LeBec : I bet the only reason he married you was because he knocked you up.

  Gloria LeBec : How do you know that?

  Carla LeBec : Babe's intuition.

  Gloria LeBec : Yeah? Well, maybe that's the same reason he married you.

  Carla LeBec : Yeah, but with me, it wasn't a cheap thrill. It was a very tender moment in the back of a Datsun hatchback.

  Gloria LeBec : [raises her hand]  Toyota Corolla. Front seat.

  Cliff Clavin : All right ladies, ladies, let's stop right now, huh? Uh, all this talk about conceiving your children in these cars. This makes me sick. Doesn't anybody buy American anymore?