- [Norm is trying to get Captain Howe to buy him a beer]
- Norm Peterson: Sir, did I ever tell you that I was in the Coast Guard?
- Navy Captain Franklin Howe: The Coast Guard, huh? Well, you must be very proud, Miss.
- Norm Peterson: So, buy a girl a drink?
- Rebecca Howe: Everybody, I want you to meet my father. You can just call him Brig--that's his nickname. They call him Brig because he put so many sailors in jail.
- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Then why don't they call me Brig?
- Kelly Boyd: Well, Mr. No-Wife-of-Mine-Will-Have-Her-Family-Buy-Us-a-House-Even-If-We-Have-to-Live-Like-Peasants Boyd, if you insist, then I guess I have no choice.
- Woody Boyd: First, that's not my name.
- Sam Malone: You can't--you're not just going to pack up and go live in San Diego?
- Rebecca Howe: [about her father] Why not? Who am I kidding? You heard him. I'm just a failure here in Boston.
- Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Oh sure, I say it five years ago and get yelled at.
- Navy Captain Franklin Howe: [watching the television] As a man who has 30 years of naval experience, I can say at all confidence that if that crew got together and shot Gilligan, they'd have been off that island in a week. Problem solved.
- Rebecca Howe: I came here to this bar five years ago a strong, independent business woman... and now I'm going to go back home and move back in with Mommy and Daddy. You've all really touched my life.