Cheers (TV Series)

Daddy's Little Middle-Aged Girl (1992)

Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli

Quotes 

• Rebecca Howe : Everybody, I want you to meet my father. You can just call him Brig--that's his nickname. They call him Brig because he put so many sailors in jail.

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : Then why don't they call me Brig?

• Sam Malone : You can't--you're not just going to pack up and go live in San Diego?

  Rebecca Howe : [about her father]  Why not? Who am I kidding? You heard him. I'm just a failure here in Boston.

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : Oh sure, I say it five years ago and get yelled at.