- Sam Malone: [Norm enters the bar to his usual call of greeting] What's up, Norm?
- Norm Peterson: My nipples. It's freezing out there.
- Diane Chambers: Y'know Coach, I think you should ask her out.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Ask her out?
- Diane Chambers: Yeah.
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: I haven't asked a girl out in years, I don't even know if my old lines would work...
- Diane Chambers: Well, what was the last one you used?
- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Um, how would you like a pair of nylons, Fraulein?
- Diane Chambers: Well what I can't fathom is how one can drink ice cold beer in freezing weather?
- Norm Peterson: Cliff, explanation please.
- Diane Chambers: Now how do you know he has one?
- Norm Peterson: 5 bucks says he does, 10 bucks says it's a doozy.
- Cliff: When the, uh, British ruled the Punjab...
- Norm Peterson: 10 bucks, all the way.