- [Frasier and Lilith are talking about their sex life, which Frasier now sees as non-existent since Lilith is withholding it]
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: Oh, for goodness sakes Frasier, we've been intimate several times this last month. Look at my day planner. We were together every night this weekend.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: [looks in her day planner] Oh, good heavens, that wasn't you.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: What do you mean it wasn't me?
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: I'm kidding. See? Look how tense you are. You wouldn't enjoy it anyway.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, fine. I don't want it anyway.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: You do too.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I do not.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: Do so.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: All right, I do.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: Well, you're not getting any. Oh, Frasier, isn't it enough that I'm doing it to your mind?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I've just been feeling a bit edgy these days.
- Woody Boyd: Why is that, Dr. Crane?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well... Lilith, in her own dear, compulsive little way, made the mistake of asking me if I thought she looked fat.
- Norm Peterson: And what did you say?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, I told her she looked just fine.
- Norm Peterson: Ooh, rookie mistake. So, uh, what kind of punishment are you getting?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Oh, I'm not getting any.
- Norm Peterson: Oh, you got off easy.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, I'm not *getting* any.
- Norm Peterson: No, *you're* getting off *easy*.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [Frasier walks in the bar sees Norm working behind the bar to qualify for the employe basketball game vs Gary] Oh My God I'm in one of Norm's Dreams !