- Dr. Frasier Crane: [about spending the day at the bar with Frederick] I thought that Frederick might enjoy himself.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: Enjoy himself in a bar? He's eleven months old. What kind of values can he learn here?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, I thought the place had a lot to offer.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: Oh, please. He'll never learn to speak in this environment.
- Norm Peterson: [Norm walks into the bar] Afternoon everybody.
- Frederick Crane: Norm!
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: [looks lovingly into Frederick's eyes] He said Mommy!
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: I feel like a failure - a failure as a mother, ergo as a woman and a person. Do you make a drink for failures here at Cheers?
- Sam Malone: Ah, hold on a sec. Phil, what are you drinking?
- Phil: A Manhattan.
- Sam Malone: [to Lilith] Manhattan.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: If I had a problem and needed to talk to someone about it, would it be perpetuating a stereotype to actually select a bartender?
- Sam Malone: It depends.
- Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: On what?
- Sam Malone: On what you just said.