Cheers (TV Series)
Affairs of the Heart (1983)
Shelley Long: Diane Chambers
Quotes
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Carla Tortelli : I hate it when they call me 'Cutie'.
Diane Chambers : Well, I do know how you feel. Earlier tonight, a customer had the affrontery to refer to me as 'Honey'.
Carla Tortelli : But that makes sense. Honey is bee barf.
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Sam Malone : Lefty had a heart problem.
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : That's it. Hank has the same thing. I mean, the least bit of excitement - wham, bam, he's curtains.
Diane Chambers : Coach, how about sex?
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Diane, please! I thought you were Sam's girl?
Diane Chambers : Coach, I'm talking about Hank.
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Hank is seeing Carla.
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : [to Sam] Are you listening to this?
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Diane Chambers : That's the last time I let somebody have a great time in my bedroom.
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Henry 'Hank' Zenzola : [about his heart] I have a serious problem.
Carla Tortelli : You do?
Diane Chambers : [about the Coach] He also said that any exertion could be very dangerous for you.
Sam Malone : And so, we thought we'd catch you before you and Carla...
Henry 'Hank' Zenzola : ...exerted.
Sam Malone : Yeah.