- [while Mr. Sheridan is in the kitchen with Satan who he thinks is his own dog Buster, Sam enters with the real Buster]
- Rebecca Howe: Sam, get that mutt out of here.
- Sam Malone: What?
- Rebecca Howe: Sheridan's in the kitchen with Satan.
- Sam Malone: This is no time for folk singing.
- Rebecca Howe: [about having a non-sexual relationship] Have you ever heard of conversation?
- Sam Malone: Yeah, I've heard of conversation. You know, contrary to what a lot of people think, I'm not that dumb. Here, come on, try me. Sit down. Let's conversate.
- [the prize-winning dog Rebecca is taking care of is missing. The doorbell of the house rings, and Rebecca opens the door. It's Woody with a dog]
- Rebecca Howe: Woody! You found him. Oh God, I don't know who to kiss first.
- Woody Boyd: Well, I just had a breath mint.
- Mr. Sheridan: [points at Woody] Miss Howe, who is this man?
- Rebecca Howe: [not wanting to tell the truth, she needs to devise a lie] This man? He's Woody. He's my boyfriend.
- Woody Boyd: [pleased] Wow, Miss Howe.
- Mr. Sheridan: Your boyfriend calls you 'Miss Howe'?
- Rebecca Howe: [flustered] I was his teacher.