Cheers (TV Series)

Abnormal Psychology (1986)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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• Diane Chambers : Everyone knows that hate is not the opposite of love. Indifference is.

  Sam Malone : Oh, whatever you say. I really don't care.

• Sam Malone : [about Dr. Lilith Sternin]  You really made her look beautiful, Diane.

  Carla Tortelli : [to Diane]  Physician, heal thyself.

• Diane Chambers : I realize that football is a rarity on television in the fall... but don't you think we could spare half an hour to see our friend Frasier?

  Sam Malone : Do you have any idea how much action you can miss in half an hour of football?

  Diane Chambers : About 18 seconds.

• Sam Malone : Hey fellas, how was the fishing trip?

  Norm Peterson : Sheesh, it would have been a little better without Cliff jabbering. Guy catches one fish, turns into Ernest Hemingway.

  Sam Malone : [Cliff enters bar]  Aah, congratulations, Cliff.

  Cliff Clavin : Thank you, Sammy. Yeah, it was man against fish. The rest of the world was shut out. He's a good fish, a clean fish, a *strong* fish.

  [Pulls a fish of about 9 inches from his fishing bag] 

  Sam Malone : Little fish.

  Carla Tortelli : Get that stinking slimy thing out of here!

  [Turns to Cliff] 

  Carla Tortelli : And take your fish with ya.