- Dr. Frasier Crane: There's an old real estate maxim that says the three most important things when looking for a property are location, location, location.
- Woody Boyd: That's just one thing.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: That's the point Woody.
- Woody Boyd: What, that real estate people are stupid?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, that location is the one most important thing in real estate.
- Woody Boyd: Then why do they say that it's three things?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Because real estate people are stupid.
- Sam Malone: Don't you think this place could be as fun as Cheers?
- Carla LeBec: Sam, I don't think this place could be as fun as World War II.
- Sam Malone: I'll tell you what I want. I want my beat up old desk back. I want my sports stuff back on the walls. I want to get rid of those creepy plants out there and that stupid world map of where ever the hell it is.