Cheers (TV Series)

'I' on Sports (1987)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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Quotes 

• Dave Richards : [to Rebecca after first laying eyes on her]  I make an ungodly amount of money and I know exactly how to use it.

  Rebecca Howe : You must be a friend of Mr. Malone's.

  Dave Richards : Well, you know what they say, the good looking ones travel in pairs. And that certainly is true in your case.

  Rebecca Howe : Do you have the time?

  Dave Richards : 4:30.

  Rebecca Howe : Good, because I just wanted to remember the exact moment I met the biggest jerk on Earth.

  [Sam laughs at Dave] 

  Dave Richards : [to Sam]  Tough woman, tough woman.

  Sam Malone : You got that right. I wear a cup to work.

• Carla Tortelli : [about their new green uniform]  I hate this uniform. It's ugly. It makes me look like a beached whale. And on top of everything, I can't find any earrings to go with it.

  Sam Malone : Try some broccoli.

  Carla Tortelli : Ha, ha. I mean it Sam, I really hate it.

  Woody Boyd : I used to like it, but now I'm getting kind of tired of it. Feel like I'm wearing the same thing every day.