The Bob Newhart Show (TV Series)
Carlin's New Suit (1977)
Patrick Cranshaw: Bum
Quotes
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Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley : [Dr. Hartley and Billy are sitting on a public bench] You know, it's important to have somebody to look up to, Billy, in life.
[an elderly bum sits down next to them]
Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley : You don't want to end up like...
[Hartley casts a glance at the bum]
Dr. Robert 'Bob' Hartley : ... you know, like someone less fortunate than ourselves.
Bum : [Sound of a paging beeper on the soundtrack; Hartley pulls a beeper out of his pocket, can't shut it off and realizes the beeping is coming from somewhere else; the bum pulls a beeper out of his own pocket and shuts it off] Where's the telephone? I've gotta call my servant.