- Jed Clampett: I'm goin' back to bed.
- Daisy Moses: You mean you ain't goin' to fight with yer family?
- Jed Clampett: I been fightin' with you for 2 days.
- Daisy Moses: I mean shoulder to shoulder agin Grant and his bushwhackin' fureigners.
- Jed Clampett: Now Granny, supposin' that all this nonsense you been talkin' is true, why would the North want to commence a fracas in Los Angeles?
- Daisy Moses: So they can attack under the cover of smog.