- Elly May Clampett: Oh, they's fixin' to shoot my gorilla!
- Jethro Bodine: They is just tranquilizer guns to calm him down.
- Jed Clampett: Can we get 'em to take a shot at Granny?
- Elly May Clampett: You didn't hurt my gorilla, did you Granny?
- Daisy Moses: You fetch him back and I'll fan his tail till he lights up like a lightnin' bug
- Jed Clampett: Granny, you and that ape best call it a draw. You kicked him down the cellar steps, he throwed you through the door. Keep this up and somebody's gonna get hurt.