Baywatch Nights (TV Series)

Bad Blades (1995)

David Hasselhoff: Mitch Buchannon

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Quotes 

• Garner Ellerbee : First the gym, then sailboarding, then a massage and manicure, and hanging with his buds at the yacht club. Tough day. Hm, boy I tell ya. Where's he goin' next, to get his Rolex polished?

  Mitch Buchannon : Are we a little cranky today?

  Garner Ellerbee : Boy, that kid doesn't have a silver spoon, he's got a silver shovel.

• Mitch Buchannon : You know, everyone in that group looked like world class skaters to me.

  Ryan McBride : Mm, the term is inline skaters.

  Garner Ellerbee : They weren't in line.

• Mitch Buchannon : [voice-over]  In any business, who you know sometimes makes the difference between success and failure. It's pretty much the same in the PI business with one exception. The who of who you know tend to be, how should I put it, colorful.

• Garner Ellerbee : I told you, the boy's a knucklehead. His mother's been buying him out of trouble all his life.

  Mitch Buchannon : I think she's a good mom. She just started fifteen years too late.

  Garner Ellerbee : [laughing]  If brains were leather, that boy couldn't saddle a flea.