- Commissioner Gordon: [With Alfred disguised as Batman] Say, Boy Wonder, uh, Batman looks a little, um, thinner these days. Is he alright?
- Robin: Uh, except for the cold, he's fine.
- Commissioner Gordon: Well, tell him to get some relaxation, and make sure to eat all his vegetables.
- Robin: I'll tell him, sir.
- Commissioner Gordon: That infernal Archer has outwitted us. The money is counterfeit.
- Robin: Holy deviltry!
- Batman: We've got your number, Archer!
- The Archer: Impossible, my dear Sheriff of Gotham-ham! My number's unlisted!
- Robin: [as Robin and Batman-dressed Alfred go to Bruce Wayne] I'd though you'd be changing by now, Bruce.
- Batman: There's no time for that now, Robin. We'll have to do it another way.
- [Gives Alfred a speech imitator]
- Batman: Speak into this, Alfred. I've already pre-set the Bat Speech Imitator so that my own voice will come out.
- Alfred: Splendid. It will help hide my moustache.