Batman (TV Series)

The Unkindest Tut of All (1967)

Victor Buono: King Tut

Quotes 

• King Tut : Ladies and gentlemen, here is my next prediction!

  Batman : Come of it, Tut. You're predictions are nothing but phony fatuous flim-flam.

• King Tut : Oh, I'll be a son of a Byzantine king. D'you know what that is?

  Shirley : The Zoo?

  King Tut : The Batcave is directly under stately Wayne manor.

  Shirley : That means that Bruce Wayne and Batman are the same and one!

• King Tut : [on phone with Bruce Wayne]  Balderdash say I! Stuff and nonsence and fooey. The only way you'll convince me that Batman and Bruce Wayne are not the same person, is to let me see them both simultaniously.

  Shirley : Or both at the same time, whichever comes first!

• King Tut : He's Batman alright, who else in this present day dynasty could be that square?

• King Tut : [to Batgirl]  You know, it's against my principles to beat up on ladies, but in your case, I'll make an exception!