- Batman: [to Pauline] Stop! surrender! Give yourself up. Or by all that's holy I might forget myself and do you violence!
- Commissioner Gordon: [seeing the interior of the Batcave for the first time] I feel as if I've awakened in some future age! Such equipment! What fantastic ingenuity you and the Boy Wonder have employed in hooking it together.
- Batman: True. We did muster many long hours of brainpower. However, this is no time for self congratulation.
- The Riddler: Mr. Van Jones, why are you like a clock at midnight? Answer: because both of your hands are going straight up, right now.
- Mr. Van Jones: What is this?
- The Riddler: This... is your last reel!
- The Riddler: [Batman and Robin have the Riddler and his gang cornered] Get them, boys!... Get them, or we'll never make it to the border!
- Batman: [Batman and Robin have caught the Riddler and his men] Call Chief O'Hara, Robin... Tell him we have the entire cast right here.
- The Riddler: [Waking up after being knocked out] Uh, the cast?
- Batman: You're about to star in a picture of your very own, Riddler... A very long picture. Title: Up the River!
- Pauline: Where am I?
- Batman: Deep in the entrails of the Earth, Pauline. Where every instrument has been designed to combat crime and snare its perpetrators.
- Commissioner Gordon: There are those who came to this Batcave and never left.