Batman (TV Series)

The Ogg and I (1967)

Alan Hale Jr.: Gilligan

Quotes 

• Gilligan : Hello, Chief. The usual?

  Chief O'Hara : Right, Gilligan. A large milk and a hot pastrami.

  Egghead : Never mind the pastrami. Chief O'Hara would like half a dozen eggs. How do you like them, Chief?

  [sits down] 

  Chief O'Hara : Why you!

  [raises fist] 

  Egghead : Now, one hand on me and you'll never see your dear Commissioner again, Chief.

  Chief O'Hara : You win, Egghead.

  Egghead : Now how did you say you liked your eggs?

  Chief O'Hara : [grumbling]  Scrambled.

  Egghead : Hmm. Bring Chief O'Hara half a dozen - no, make it a dozen scrambled eggs.