- Commissioner Gordon: Gotham City is in too much danger right now for the police commisioner to take a leisurely lunch.
- Chief O'Hara: The Bulbul Scimitar? The Egg of Ogg?
- Commissioner Gordon: That's right, Chief O'Hara, a frightening theft from the Gotham City museum. But what makes it even more frightening is who perpetrated it. From all descriptions, apparently Olga, Egghead, and that band of Bessarovian Cossacks.
- Chief O'Hara: Begorrah! I thought Egghead was behind bars and the Bessarovians had been sent back to Bessarovia.
- Commissioner Gordon: Bessarovia didn't want the Bessarovians. And Egghead's out on a legal technicallity.
- Olga, Queen of the Cossacks: Cossack without victory dance is... is like egg without salt
- [mimics salting Egghead's head]
- Egghead: Well, that hits me where I live.
- Bank Manager: Egghead!
- Egghead: Well who did you expect, Batman? Where are Olga and her Cossacks? Eggsplain!
- Olga, Queen of the Cossacks: Do not worry about cops, darling. My Cossacks are making cops-burgers from them if they buttinski!