- Bruce Wayne: [to Dick, who wears a Beatle wig and hits a cymbal as the Batphone rings] Cool it, Ringo.
- Alfred: Excuse me sir, your crate is safely aboard.
- Bruce Wayne: Thank you, Alfred.
- Barbara Gordon: I saw that immense thing with your name stencilled on it on the pier. What in the world do you have in it?
- Bruce Wayne: Just because we're traveling, I don't think that Dick should neglect his studies, so we've brought along a thousand key works of literature, his biological specimens and also his own desk.
- Dick Grayson: Yes, I expect to study hard.
- Barbara Gordon: It's a good thing you're going by ship, Dick.
- Narrator: [narrating] In no time at all, they are entering Londinium. Which is suffering from a spell of unusually clear weather.
- Lady Prudence: It's supposed to be a finishing school. We're being finished alright, with an M.S. degree.
- Robin: M.S.?
- Lady Prudence: Mistresses of Shoplifting. That's what Lady Peasoup meant about using our wits.
- Robin: Holy contributing to the delinquency of minors!
- Robin: Holy show-ups, that Batgirl!
- Batman: She does make a colorful reinforcement alright, although I don't want her to think we can't fight our own battles.
- Robin: Gosh no, Batman! But what do you suppose she's doing in Londinium? And where do you suppose she went?
- Batman: I can't answer the first question, Robin, and I've never been able to answer the second.