Batman (TV Series)

The Joker's Epitaph (1967)

Adam West: Batman

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Quotes 

• Batman : That's the trouble with robots, Robin. They lack even the most minimal sense of loyalty.

• Dick Grayson : Bruce Wayne may be a crooked embezzler, but he's not a killer! Right, Bruce?

  Bruce Wayne : You phrase it well, Dick.

• Commissioner Gordon : [on Batphone]  Batman, have you read the dire news about Bruce Wayne?

  Batman : [on other line, in Batcave]  Love is blind, Commissioner, Bruce Wayne is over 21, I fear there's nothing we can do.

  [hangs up] 

• Batman : [Joker has taken over Gotham National Bank as 'W.C. Whiteface']  Anything amiss, Mr. Flamm?

  Mr. Flamm : Eh, nothing, Batman. Mr. Whiteface has this branch in applepie order.

  Robin : Holy stomachache! Some sour applepie!