- Catwoman: [to Eenie] Maybe we could set you up with Robin. No, he's to young. At that age all they care about is baseball.
- Catwoman: [talking to Batman & Robin who are held in the sound-magnifying device] I am sure you recognize this as a variation of the legendary Chinese water torture. When I throw that switch, the noise will become excruciating... and your eardrums will be shattered. Shortly folling that, your brains will be turned into *yeccchhh*!
- Catwoman: Let's put something straight: Catwoman is top dog around here, and let's not forget it, Eenie!
- Commissioner Gordon: I don't believe there ever have been, or ever will be two such selfless people.
- Chief O'Hara: Well, they've certainly made my job a whole lot easier, Commissioner.
- Commissioner Gordon: Hm-Hm. And mine. I think if I were to ask, Batman would give me the cape right off his back. What a man!