Batman (TV Series)

The Cat and the Fiddle (1966)

James Brolin: Driver (Ralph Staphylococcus)

Quotes 

• Catwoman : [explaining away her radio call]  Oh, he he. That was my 11-year-old nephew Marshall. I gave him this little intercom. We--he likes to play cops and robbers.

  Driver : He's got a mighty deep voice for an 11-year-old.

  Catwoman : He matured early.

• Catwoman : Well... you drive very well, Mr, uh...

  Driver : Staphylococcus.

  Catwoman : Eh?

  Driver : Ralph Staphylococcus. My friend calls me Ralph.

  Catwoman : Ralph, eh? Have you had this job long?

  Driver : Four years next July 22nd, ma'am. I'm studying to be an accountant at night. Can't raise three kids on this salary.

  Catwoman : Oh, you're married? Heh-heh. How nice... for you.