Batman (TV Series)
Penguin's Disastrous End (1967)
Carolyn Jones: Marsha, Queen of Diamonds
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Quotes
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The Penguin : [Aunt Hilda is firing the cannon on Penguin's solid gold tank] Stop her! Those shells are solid gold. Every time she fires that cannon, it costs $50,000 dollars!
Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : Oh, let her have some fun, Pengy. After all, you're a millionaire now.
The Penguin : Even a millionaire blinks at $50,000 dollars!
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Aunt Hilda : This is the best batch of toad stew I've ever made.
Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : Somehow I don't think the men are too enthusiastic about your cooking, darling.
Aunt Hilda : I don't see why not. Do you know how much vitamin B there is in the average toad?
Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : No.
Aunt Hilda : Just twice the daily minimum requirement.
The Penguin : Well, what's for dinner tonight? I'm starved.
[looks in the stew pot]
The Penguin : Not again. Can't you cook anything else?
Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : Do you have any idea how much vitamin B there is in the average toad, darling?
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The Penguin : [Aunt Hilda is playing a snake-charming flute] We can stay in here was long as we want. Only thing is, if I keep having to listen to that, I'll go straight. Can't you make her stop?
Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : Aunt Hilda gets nervous in closed rooms, darling. This keeps her occupied.
The Penguin : Not worth the price.
[to Aunt Hilda]
The Penguin : Why don't you try biting your nails?
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Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : You know, darling, it really is a shame. You and I could have made a marvelous career in movies.
Batman : I'm afraid your movie career will be interrupted for quite a while, Marsha.
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The Penguin : It's a lowdown, underhanded trick! Faugh! I'm foiled again! It's exasperating!
Marsha, Queen of Diamonds : Oh, be a good loser, darling.
Robin : A page from your own book, huh, Penguin?
The Penguin : [to Aunt Hilda] It's your fault wasting those golden shells!
Aunt Hilda : Be quiet, deary, or I'll turn you into a toad. Should I, Batman?
Batman : Thank you, we have other plans for Penguin.